It's all about the comedy, well I guess you got to the conclusion that this entry is just comedy...
My pc has gotten to the stage where it just pisses me off everyday...For example: I tell it to open youtube it opens google, and if I tell it to open google it opens PornHub.
I completely forgot how to talk to girls, I get the basics ("Hi" "How are you?") dead on, but after that I ain't go no ideas. It's just fail after fail...
If I was like the old me that would just talk to a girl with no problem (btw I have no idea how I did that) I would be so fuckin' happy, but I'm not, I forgot alot of good needed shit.
My brain is gets worse and worse by the day, I remeber 2 days ago I went to the kitchen to get a yogurt and I got to my room opened the yogurt and realised I brought a fork instead of a spoon.
I also remember once I finished eating a yogurt (with a spoon ofcourse) went to the kitchen and chucked them into the bin and the sink, when I went back to the kitchen later I realised I chucked the yogurt carton into the sink and the spoon in the bin.
There is also that time I was going to school and half way there I realised I left the house in socks.
I just remebered the time I was on my way home at lunch time after school, and I was texting on my cell, and when I got home I realised I stepped in shit...so after lunch I was walking back to school texting on my cell again and I stepped the same shit but on the other shoe.
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